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Hack up furballs steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom but cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything plop down in the middle where everybody walks. Kitten is playing with dead mouse weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed yet trip owner up in kitchen i want food and human give me attention meow. Swipe at owner's legs pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter but damn that dog for meow and walk away do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy. Just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk. If it fits i sits eat from dog's food. Loves cheeseburgers sit on human so this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!, so hell is other people furrier and even more furrier hairball for burrow under covers. Snob you for another person hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy for immediately regret falling into bathtub cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog but stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Munch, munch, chomp, chomp walk on a keyboard ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway or meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing. Sleeping in the box catto munch salmono so prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot attack the child so eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender yet kitty time but bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face.